Newest Chuck Norris Jokes

Newest Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris can make a snow man with rain

Chuck Norris doesnt have a fence it's just a dotted line that says i fucking dare you

Chuck Norris dosn't cut his hair, he just dares it to grow

Chuck Norris plays russian roulette with a fully loded revolver... and wins.

You can't find Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris finds you

Death had a near Chuck Norris experience once.

Chuck Norris gives botox to women by burping at them.

Chuck Norris die a 1000 years ago but death doesn't have the guts to tell him so chuck norris chuckt him a 1000 years back

When you see Godzilla leaving Tokyo, it/s because he saw Chuck Norris coming.

Chuck Norrischuck norris tells THE ROCK that "it does matter what his name is"